Helicopters
generate
lift
by a
complex
process
which
involves
keeping
their
rotor
blades in a
constant
state
of
quantum
uncertainty
; any
one
rotor
blade
is
never
in
one
place
at a
given
time
. As a
result
, of
course
, it is
important
never
to
look
too
hard
at a
helicopter
'
s
rotors
,
since
the
act
of
observing
may
cause
the
waveform
to
collapse
,
causing
the
rotors
to
exist
at a
particular
point
in
space
-
time
, and
sending
the
crew
hurtling
to their
doom
.
Jo(e/seph) ([email redacted])
[undated]