In the Beginning, there was Crack and the God looked and smiled upon the Crack. But the Earth was dark, and there were none to enjoy the Crack. So the God created Man. But the man had no Crack, for he was blind. So the God sent down to Earth a Son in his image to proselytize the Men with Crack. So the God said, "Let there be Crack!" and there was, and the Crack was Good..it came like manna from the heavens and God said "Let you smoke the Crack that is the body of my Son" And thus Man evolved and whence they became...The WackyCrackHeads...and it was written that they should create a church; The Church of Jesus Crack-Head.

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