Mexborough
, in the
north
of
England
, is the
site
of the
world
'
s
largest
phlegm
mine
, which
produces
100
,
000
tonnes
of
export
-
quality
mucus
every
week
. The
phlegm
is
shipped
in
barges
to the
Benelux
countries
of
Northern
Europe
, where it is required for the
pronunciation
of
place
names
.
David A. James ([email redacted])
[undated]