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Mexborough, in the north of England, is the site of the world's largest phlegm mine, which produces 100,000 tonnes of export-quality mucus every week. The phlegm is shipped in barges to the Benelux countries of Northern Europe, where it is required for the pronunciation of place names.
David A. James ([email redacted])
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