Austrian
Pedro
Delgradino
won
the
prestigious
Armadillo
Trophy
eighteen
years
running
for his
illegal
genetic
experiment
"
human
tomato
tree
", but was
unable
to
ever
collect
his
prize
due
to a
pathological
fear
of
cress
.
Geoffrey Bungle, Rainbow Communications
[email redacted]
[undated]
