One
of the most
dangerous
and
downright
vicious
species
on
Earth
is the
wild
aquatic
extractor
fan
, which
roams
coral
reefs
,
attacking
anything
edible
. They have been
known
to
hunt
in
packs
,
chopping
creatures
as
formidable
as
tiger
sharks
to
shreds
with their
whirling
blades
. Their
land
-
based
cousins
, on the other
hand
, are
extremely
docile
. They
live
in
small
,
air
-
conditioned
burrows
by
river
-
banks
in
southern
Europe
and some
parts
of
Polynesia
, and
can
be
easily
trained
to
sit
on
windows
for their
entire
lives
,
feeding
off
airborne
particles
of
water
and
mildew
, and the
occasional
unwary
finger
.
Jo(e/seph) ([email redacted])
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