A surefire cure for the hangover has been announced by a clinic in Zurich. Top European boffins have studied the problem for a number of months, getting drunk at regular intervals. Initial findings suggest that alcohol is the best cure. The chemical reaction between some alcohol molecules and lactic acid present in the body creates a potent anti hangover agent that is pumped around the body. Those scientists who were still alive at the study's conclusion this week expressed a desire for a large gin and tonic.