Due
to a
freak
accident
involving
a
TV
set
and an
elastic
band
as a
child
,
former
British
Prime
Minister
John
Major
is
monochrome
, and
even
the
brightest
clothes
he
puts
on
turn
an
insipid
shade
of
grey
.
Sam J Nunn ([email redacted])
[undated]