It has recently been discovered by scientists from the Isle of Wight that the pixels of a radar screen used by Naval fleets around the world are affected by depression. This is due to the fact that they often have to display the "little red dots" of enemy vessels which appear on the radar screens. The scientists discovered that pixels detest being turned into an "enemy" and will, if provoked, lie about the enemy vessel and pretend that there is actually nothing there. The scientists have used this data with World War II records and have found that many ships were lost due to "depressed pixels".

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