Daves's Web of Lies Lie of the Day A Week of Lies Database of Lies Celebrity Liar Guest Liar Submit a Lie

------------

Virgin entrepreneur Richard Branson has recently spent $500,000 on the body of children's author Enid Blyton. The long-dead creator of children's classics such as "Noddy" and the Secret Seven will be exhumed later this year and, once fitted with the latest animatronic technology, will form the centrepiece of the proposed $5m Noddy exhibition at the Trocadero, in the heart of London's West End. The re-animated authoress will welcome visitors and give them a fascinating insight into her life, work, and numerous sexual conquests.
David A. James
[undated]

------------

--(c)1994...2025--