Have you ever wondered why static on televisions is in black and white rather than colour? It's because it's not static. All TVs are constructed so that when they are de-tuned, an internal signal generator sends to the screen the 1922 film 'The Devil in Leicester' by acclaimed Dutch film director Piotr Urst-Borstven, which consists, as you now now, of lots of random dots. The film was in black and white because colour film was not invented until 1979, all supposed colour films before that date were either coloured by hand by cinema owners, or have been retouched by computer for screening on television.

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