The
Belgian
Congo
was named in
remembrance
of the tragic
deaths
of
five
generations
of the
van
Sputum
family
,
famous
Brussels
socialites
, who
hurtled
(in a
single
chain
) from a
seventh
floor
window
during a
particularly
riotous
Embassy
party
in
1842
. To this
day
, the
Belgian
constitution
forbids
both '
linked
or
chain
dancing
' and
Agadoo
singles
.
Steve Greatbanks ([email redacted])
[undated]