It is a commonly held misconception that loudspeakers work due to electricity. This is not true. All loudspeakers are in fact powered by the willpower of a tribe living on Tierra del Fuego. Trainees use their aura to control low quality Hi-Fi equipment, and the chieftains control all the top of the range systems. It is the difference in the experience of the tribesmen that causes difference in quality.

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