`
Primeval
soup
' was once once to be
marketed
by
Campbells
- the
condensed
soup
manufacturers
, but an
unpleasant
accident
occurred
during the
reducing
process
, and
several
new
forms
of
life
were
created
.
Sadly
, the
head
chef
at
Campbells
,
Derek
Spongthwaite
, who was the only
person
who
knew
the
recipe
,
disappeared
shortly
afterwards
in a
bizarre
profiterole
accident
.
[email redacted]
[undated]