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The EBU (European Bartering Unit), was vetoed by the French when they discovered that 1 Citroen Xantia could be exchanged for 2 bottles of Beck's Bier, and 3/4 pound of Wenslydale cheese. (Spaghetti was excluded from the mechanism on account of its ability to stick to walls).
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