In the
romantic
tragedy
`
Romeo
and
Juliet
',
playwright
William
Shakespeare
opted
for the
line
`A
rose
by any other
name
would
smell
as
sweet
' in
place
of `A
carrot
by any other
name
would be a
spoon
', on the
grounds
that the
original
line
was `too
slushy
'.
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