Timothy
Leary
'
s
last
words
were not, "
Uh
,
Yeah
," as
reported
in the
press
.
Instead
,
Mister
Leary
held
forth
for a
full
ten
minutes
about the
hallucinatory
properties
of the
common
kidney
bean
. When
one
of the
nurses
attending
Leary
pointed
out that this
knowledge
was
perhaps
itself an
hallucination
,
Leary
died
instantly
of
shock
.
J T Towers [email redacted]
[undated]