Chilean
farmers
are
divided
into
two
sects
:
Kalahawe
believers
, who
worship
the
Dungeness
crab
, and
Kalasami
faithful
, who
worship
their own
ear
-
wax
. In the
17th
century
, the
two
sects
completely
killed
each other off in
internecine
warfare
. Only
recently
have they
grown
back
to their
original
populations
.
Steven Grady ([email redacted])
[undated]