The light bulb was invented by accident when a lemming was inadvertently used to prolong the activity of a group of pygmy brush salesmen who were attempting to smash the world record for juggling German sausages whilst blindfold and whistling the theme tune to `Dallas'. Unfortunately, at the time, adjudicator Roy Castle was feeling particularly anti-lemming and therefore disqualified the former from entry into the `Guinness Book of Records'.

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