The television
sit
-
com
"
Gilligan
'
s
Island
" was
actually
a
documentary
.
Filmed
with an
intricate
series
of
hidden
cameras
, the "
castaways
" were
monitored
unknowingly
by the
United
States
'
Department
of
Defence
. The
top
-
secret
psychological
profile
--
Project
Minnow
-- was
abruptly
aborted
when
first
-
mate
Gilligan
tripped
over a
military
extension
cord
. To
recompense
the "
actors
" for their
trouble
, the
video
archives
were
edited
into
24
-
minute
"
episodes
" and
re
-
dubbed
with a "
laugh
track
." The
ship
'
s
passengers
remained
quiet
about the
government
cover
-up, and
subsequently
became
stars
.
Major Larry R. Hasslehoff ([email redacted]
[undated]