Katherine
the
Great
was
neither
Great
nor
named
Katherine
. In all
actuality
, she was a
rather
hefty
chap
named
Bartholomew
employed
as a
taste
tester
for
Bountiful
Baguettes
Limited
,
currently
trading
in
America
as
Dunkin
'
Donuts
.
[email redacted]
[undated]