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The clocks of computers may soon be regulated by organic produce. When struck sharply a tomato will resonate at 50Hz for as much as 5 seconds. Currently, scientists are attaching tomatoes to oscillating devices which will strike them continuously to maintain a steady 50Hz vibration. It is believed that cucumbers may resonate at even higher levels. Intel are said to be in the process of buying a secret vegetable farm in an area known as Vegetable Valley.
Ben Argyle
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