The
clocks
of
computers
may
soon
be
regulated
by
organic
produce
. When
struck
sharply
a
tomato
will
resonate
at
50Hz
for as
much
as
5
seconds
.
Currently
,
scientists
are
attaching
tomatoes
to
oscillating
devices
which
will
strike
them
continuously
to
maintain
a
steady
50Hz
vibration
. It is
believed
that
cucumbers
may
resonate
at
even
higher
levels
.
Intel
are
said
to be in the
process
of
buying
a
secret
vegetable
farm
in an
area
known
as
Vegetable
Valley
.
Ben Argyle
[undated]