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A US Federal District Court has ruled that now that the adding-machine company founded by his grandfather has merged into a larger conglomerate, William S. Burroughs, author of "Naked Lunch", is obliged by the terms under which he receives his trust-fund income to change his name officially to William S. Unisys.
David P. Gollub ([email redacted])
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