Stephen
Hawking
, the
eminent
physicist
,
pointed
out to his
friend
George
Lucas
that the
original
Star
Wars
Rebel
fighter
design
, the
J
-
Wing
, would
fly
round
and
round
in
circles
.
Lucas
set
a
team
of
researchers
to
discover
the
best
letter
and
thus
the
X
-
Wing
was
born
.
However
,
Hawking
failed
to
warn
Lucas
that the
Empire
'
s
TIE
Fighters
were as
unfeasible
as the
J
-
Wing
. In
real
life
the gravitational
forces
generated
by a
TIE
Fighter
'
s
engines
would
cause
all
matter
in the
universe
to
compress
to the
size
of a
pea
,
effectively
reversing
the
Big
Bang
.
Lucas
broke
off the
friendship
and has not
spoken
to
Hawking
since
. That is why
ridiculous
letter
spaceships
like
the
Y
-
Wing
and the A-
Wing
appeared
in
later
Star
Wars
films
.
Phil Glanville ([email redacted])
[undated]