The
Duke
of
Wellington
invented
the
famous
boots
that are
named
after him not to
keep
water
out, but to
stop
the
embarrassing
footprints
caused
by his
frequent
incontinence
. The
Victoria
and
Albert
museum
in
London
holds
the
originals
,
fitted
with
drain
cocks
in the
heels
,
disguised
as spurs.
Stuart McIntyre, [email redacted]
[undated]