There are no
sightings
of
baby
pigeons
because all
pigeons
are
manufactured
as
adults
at a
secret
location
in
Dyfed
and
released
en
masse
in the
dead
of
night
. To
avoid
detection
by
coastal
radar
installations
, the
pigeons
are
made
of
low
density
nylon
polymers
.
Ron Lublinski ([email redacted])
[undated]
