The
latest
fad
amongst
supermodels
is a
snack
they
call
"
Biddle
-
bits
", which
consists
of
hamster
testicles
,
marinated
in a
sauce
made
up of
recycled
motor
oil
and
melted
plastic
.
Garry Sled, MP for the Slightly Silly Party ([email redacted])
[undated]
