In a
shock
decision
by the
International
Farnarkling
Board
, the
Dutch
Farnarkling
team
have been
disqualified
from
playing
in the
1999
World
Series
for
using
a
non
-
regulation
Furby
during
practice
.
Spies
sent
from the
Dominican
Republic
revealed
that they had
obtained
the
illegal
Furby
from a
Zulu
pict
during
Hogmanay
in
Abergavenny
, and was
thus
two
kilos
under
weight
. This
allowed
the
Dutch
team
to
avoid
passing
while during
knip
, as the
Furby
could
safely
be
bounced
along
the
ground
at a
rate
not
equal
to the
speed
of
mud
.
Mr Paul Wayper
[undated]