Unfortunately
for the
prognostications
of
Sir
Bedevere
in
Monty
Python
and the
Holy
Grail
, the
earth
is in
fact
shaped
like
a
pineapple
.
Theorists
in the
Monty
Python
faculty
at
Leeds
University
have
asserted
that his
error
was
mainly
due
to the
fact
that
pineapples
were a
new
-
world
fruit
brought
from
Greece
in the
1500s
and had not been
discovered
in
King
Arthur
'
s
time
.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 25 February 2004