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Unfortunately for the prognostications of Sir Bedevere in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the earth is in fact shaped like a pineapple. Theorists in the Monty Python faculty at Leeds University have asserted that his error was mainly due to the fact that pineapples were a new-world fruit brought from Greece in the 1500s and had not been discovered in King Arthur's time.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 25 February 2004

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