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Scientists, emboldened by the success of using hidden cameras to detect soap opera actors are working to reverse engineer the technology so that a single daytime B-list actor or medium tier pornstar can be released into high security areas detecting not only hidden cameras but spies and other agents of espionage. The CIA is behind several programs currently that involve agents essentially tying fishing wire to a script or acting contract and waiting around the corner of a building. The asset, upon taking the bait, is then humanely clubbed and placed in the trunk of the agents sedan.
Chris Kortjohn
Monday, 31 May 2021

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