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All of life is a battle for superiority between two groups. One group's members have evil remote controls and they spend their time turning stuff bad by pointing and clicking with their remotes, while the other group's members have good remote controls and they spend their time constantly striving to reverse the first group's handiwork.
Simon Smith
Friday, 01 May 2015

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