The word lemon actually originated from a Hindi word meaning 'lime-shaped yellow thing whose sourness varies from lemon to lemon and has different effects on people depending on how much they appreciate toothpaste.' Few people know this, but a campaign has recently been launched by Sir Arthur Stevenson of the Society of Equal Rights for Citrus Fruit to raise awareness of this fact which he is certain will mean life or death for someone at some point in some place for some reason or other.