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Microsoft phased out support for their last working OS Windows XP in February of 2014 thus pulling out of the software business for good. Windows updates are currently made by a trained dolphin in a childrens plastic swimming pool in a shack a mile from the NJ turnpike.
Chris Kortjohn
Wednesday, 09 July 2014

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