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The extreme cost of hosting small amounts of Unicode characters has forced this site to limit the deceitfullness of my lies. What would normally mislead and ruin a hundred minds, now merely helps one man attain orgasm through auto erotic choking himself. If we would all take the time to use less words, there would be more to go around. If you are in doubt, check a scrabble board. the higher the number, the more endangered that letter is.
Chris Kortjohn
Monday, 10 February 2014

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