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The people who make toasters all have telepathic powers. That's why they advise you never to use a metal knife to get a jammed piece of toast out of a toaster; they just levitate it out, and it has never occurred to them that non-telepaths might act differently.
Simon Smith
Friday, 07 June 2013

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