The
people
who
make
toasters
all have
telepathic
powers
. That'
s
why they
advise
you
never
to
use
a
metal
knife
to
get
a
jammed
piece
of
toast
out of a
toaster
;
they
just
levitate it out, and it has
never
occurred
to them that
non
-
telepaths
might
act
differently
.
Simon Smith
Friday, 07 June 2013