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Salvador Dali had a total of seven nipples, one for each colour of the rainbow. He later sold five of them to a wealthy widow to fund his addiction to cheddar cheese which, at the time, contained low levels of cocaine.
Stevie Campbell/ [email redacted]
Friday, 10 August 2012

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