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As part of the city's ongoing environmental efforts, San Francisco has instituted a new toothpick recycling program. Restaurant patrons are now required to deposit used toothpicks at one of the city's seven conveniently located lumber reclamation centers. Post-consumer toothpicks are dried and redistributed twice annually, and heavy fines are levied against citizens who return bent or excessively masticated dental implements.
David Glicksman
Friday, 03 August 2012

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