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The iceberg what did sink the Titanic is still afloat and causing major shipping problems to ships. Science boffins and nerds have discovered that the berg is in fact made from permafrost thus rendering it unable to melt. The berg has so far circum navigated the globe 12 times since it attacked the Titanic and is at present floating up the Bristol channel between Wales and England near to the boarder of land locked Scotland, by June 2013 the berg will have reached Loch Ness where it spends its winters.
HORNBLOWER
Tuesday, 10 April 2012

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