The
iceberg
what did
sink
the
Titanic
is
still
afloat
and
causing
major
shipping
problems
to
ships
.
Science
boffins
and
nerds
have
discovered
that the
berg
is in
fact
made
from permafrost
thus
rendering
it
unable
to
melt
. The
berg
has so
far
circum
navigated
the
globe
12
times
since
it
attacked
the
Titanic
and is at
present
floating
up the
Bristol
channel
between
Wales
and
England
near
to the
boarder
of
land
locked
Scotland
, by
June
2013
the
berg
will
have
reached
Loch
Ness
where it
spends
its
winters
.
HORNBLOWER
Tuesday, 10 April 2012