Scientists
from the
University
of
East
Sale
in
Victoria
,
Australia
have
now
discovered
a
fifth
fundamental
force
in the
universe
. As
well
as the
strong
and
weak
nuclear
force
,
electromagnetism
and
gravity
, the "
Afternoon
Nap
Force
"
seems
to be
slightly
less
powerful
than the
strong
nuclear
force
and
can
put
a
grown
man
to
sleep
in
three
seconds
after
consumption
of as
little
as
two
beers
.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Tuesday, 03 April 2012