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Following the great success of her Harry Potter Series, J. K. Rowling has come up with a new set of books. They are centred around a boy wizard who has everything easy in life - he knows from the start that he is a wizard, he never has anything to trouble him, and he just glides through life like a supercilious git. He is also a coward, with no moral fibre at all. His name is Happy Rotter. Upcoming titles are: Happy Rotter and "I got away with that bit of cake" Happy Rotter and "So it's O.K. to be at a public school after all then", and Happy Rotter and "Sod being an Auror, being a banker is fine". No doubt we will follow Happy's career with interest.
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Monday, 02 January 2012

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