Since
reading
that the
mass
of an
object
becomes
infinite
as it
reaches
the
speed
of
light
,
researchers
working
for
McDonalds
have so
far
spent
over $
200
,
000
,
000
,
000
on a
Super
Conducting
Cow
Collider
.
Russel Smith [email redacted]
[undated]
