Everthing really is terrible and I am tired. Any opinion to the contrary is in fact, a lie and so is this. If you are feeling great and energetic, you have been stung by a very rare kind of wasp, which was invented in a UK government lab by a bunny that was also created in the lab. The lab in question was invented in Chelsworth, which is a tiny little village on the isle of Mann, named after Mr. Mann from the popular BBC3 series "Little Britain". So, to be contrite. The lie is that everything is terrible and the reality is that everything is great, even if it isn't, it is, but this is a lie, so it isn't.