The
1924
Vatican
Ecumenical
Sub
-
committee
on Wombats,
decreed
that both
cardboard
milk
cartons
of the
type
manufactured
by
Tetra
-
Pac
&
copy
; and
nail
-
scissors
were
miracles
of
biblical
proportions
. The same
assembly
ruled
that
Brylcreeme
was the
Devil
'
s
salad
dressing
.
Mr Paul Craggs
[undated]