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The 1924 Vatican Ecumenical Sub-committee on Wombats, decreed that both cardboard milk cartons of the type manufactured by Tetra-Pac © and nail-scissors were miracles of biblical proportions. The same assembly ruled that Brylcreeme was the Devil's salad dressing.
Mr Paul Craggs
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