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Nero's first idea was the terrifying prospect of a brigade of flying elephants fitted with jetpacks, and he only abandoned this idea because the expense of his first prototype was too prohibitive, and the unwieldy control caused the elephant and driver to crash into the side of a mountain, which to this day is known as "Mount Splat".
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Saturday, 26 June 2010

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