Nero
'
s
first
idea
was the
terrifying
prospect
of a
brigade
of
flying
elephants
fitted
with
jetpacks
, and he only
abandoned
this
idea
because the
expense
of his
first
prototype
was too
prohibitive
, and the
unwieldy
control
caused
the
elephant
and
driver
to
crash
into the
side
of a
mountain
, which to this
day
is
known
as "
Mount
Splat
".
[email redacted]
Saturday, 26 June 2010