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Santa Claus can make sure every house gets visited all in one night because he has at his disposal an army of deadly powerdroids. So if you see or hear a Santa Claus in your living room, try your very best not to act or look like Sarah Conner, because your life could depend on it.
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Wednesday, 23 June 2010

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