
Most
Italians are
moustached men with
nice hats who are
either very
short and
dress in
bright red suits, or
taller, but
like to
wear bright green instead. After
eating flowers, they
gain the
ability to
shoot fireballs until they are
injured in some
way, or
get to the
end of the
level. They are not,
however, to be
confused with the
Irish, who all
dress in green
yet are
even shorter than the
Italians who
prefer red, and have an
affinity for
gold and an
unnatural obsession with
rainbows. The
Japanese,
however,
tend to have
brightly colored,
spiky hair,
typically green,
blue or
fluorescent pink,
huge eyes, no
visible teeth no
matter how
hugely wide they
open their
mouths and
often enough, they
also possess cat ears and a
tail.
Like the
Italians, they
also can throw fireballs, but
rather than after
eating flowers, it is
usually a
result of
getting fired up over the
presence of a
strong sword-
wielding girl robot from
outer space with
huge breasts in a
skimpy outfit nearby.
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Tuesday, 08 June 2010

