I am not merely a reincarnation of Napoleon, I am the ACTUAL Napoleon. I never died, and over the years I just somehow grew into the being you see standing before you. I can, and I have always been able to, spit fireballs out of my mouth, but at the battle of Waterloo, I was defeated because the opposing general could shoot laser beams from his nipples and also he was a pirate ninja. And he could shapeshift his bodily fluids into chainsaws or something. That was about when Princess Leia showed up with The Hulk (but he was actually just Bill Bixby), Optimus Prime and Dr. Robotnik, and all hell broke loose.