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If you don't believe in my imaginary friend, you will go to my imaginary place. And in this imaginary place, you will be forced to live in an imaginary house and eat imaginary cereal and have an imaginary pet cat named Imagination. But that will all be in your imagination, because you will actually be standing around in imaginary fire.
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Monday, 31 May 2010

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