I would like to revise my earlier submission about Albert Einstein being the same person as Elvis Presley to the following: ---- Albert Einstein and Elvis Presley were actually the same person. He is a master of disguise and continues to live under a bridge in Auckland, New Zealand, playing his newest role, that of a troll who lives under a bridge in Auckland, New Zealand. He insists on a toll of either 2 pieces of silver or a billy goat from anyone who crosses, but if you step on his blue suede shoes or insist on the existence of absolute universal time, you have to pay double.