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The Sherman tank has a crew of three goldfish. Hence the old joke - 'There are two goldfish in a tank and one of them says "How do you drive this thing?"' - Those two goldfish were clearly the commander and the gunner, and the driver must have been injured or otherwise unavailable.
Simon Smith
Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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