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Melbourne's population of wild trams, hiding in disused junctions and feeding on bicycles and unwary pedestrians, may now be the saviour of the population after Yarra Trams declared publicly that their captive breeding programme had failed.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Monday, 01 March 2010

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